I'm not going anywhere, Loco

::DELIVERY DELAYED. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE:: Cerberus' guards were coming! "Oh, John! What are we going to do now!" the muscular soldier boyfriend cried. "Do not fret, my love," the Commander said, "As long as we're together, we can survive this!" "Oh, Commander!" the muscular soldier boyfriend threw his arms around his handsome Commander and held him close. Their legendary love could not be stopped by Cerberus guards, no matter how many! ::WARNING:: payment required.