I'm not going anywhere, Loco

::PAYMENT ACCEPTED:: "It can't be! James?" called out the commander. "John! My love!" a voice replied. "Oh, James! I knew it was you!" said the commander happily. It was true! The commander could recognize that finely shaped butt everywhere! "Hold on! I'll get us out!" the muscular soldier boyfriend said. Mastering all his strength, he broke the cell door open, his t-shirt almost being torn apart from his fine muscles. But the sound alerted Cerberus' guards! ::WARNING:: payment required